Sugar babies / high class personal escorts really know how to make a bloke feel like he is 25 again - and if you want to feel 18, hire 2 of them for double the fun - Arh, I mean trouble.
Leave your mates at home! These girls can hold their own with a glass of bubbly, they can even down a pint of beer without throwing up on you. Bonus!
Why would you need a cat that leaves its hair everywhere and fucks up all of your leather furniture, when you could have a hairless pussy that only scratches you when wearing black leather?!
Its a "sweet as candy" arrangement! She gets your money and you get lots of sex without the restraints of a nagging ball and chain wife. And when she starts being a pain in the ass, you can trade her in for a new one.